WATCH OUT WORLD

Everyone alive today(even if you are trapped under rubble in Haiti) is going to witness the wave of the dot brand sweep the world. HERE IT IS. the pictures don't give too much away :p that would spoil the surprise!!!!!!!

SINCE

everyone is a boring snog magga! I'll write stuff, I hope you understand it :) I have no australian clothes :( I said to mum I'll go to the shops tomorrow morning but then she said all the shops are closed..........oh yeah. I think I get paid for tomorrow even though I have the day off, that's sick AY, the other day I get off work during the year is Good Friday WHICH IS MY BIRTHDAY HAHAHA, that's very cool! Tomorrow I am going to a party/get-together/friends and I only have one Australian thing to wear and kinda another, but they aren't proper clothing, 1 is a frisbee....how can I attach that to myself? TAPE? yeah I'll probably tape it to myself ;) ....I am happy atm, vEry much!

woooooooooooow

Tuesday night I attempted to draw a mountain picture with a pencil, after about an hour I thought, fuck me this is going to take ages, then after an hour and a half I realised I would not finish tonight so I quit, what a night.

BORING

YOU ARE ALL BORING, I LIKE READING YOUR SHIT POSTS BUT U DO FUCK ALL, TODAY I PRINTED OUT ARTWORK FOR DOT, POST SHIT U FUCKING SMEGHEADS

Nearly there

Yesterday (FRIDAY) at work I was aXed to clean screens, u may think it's as simple as mopping the floor but you're a fuckhead if you think that. I'll run you through the process because it's so fascinating! FIRST: you must use a rag with turps(mineral turpentine) on it to clean the ink off of the screen. Then you rinse that turps off with water K? Next we use this stencil remover stuff mixed with water which requires you to scrub the screen until the imulsion comes off, ----the imulsion is what we put onto the screen to expose an image onto the screen---- Once you have scrubbed the whole screen with that shit, which may I add is the worst part of the process. You MUST use a WATER BLASTER :) to blast off the stencil remover and left over imulsion. You blast one side(the outside) of the screen with this GUN and then put A8 onto the screen, I don't actually know what it does but it's whitish, so is it cum? probably. After putting cum A8 on both sides of the screen you have to blast both sides with water. GOGGLES PEOPLE. Then you put de-greaser onto the screen, I think you should know what DE-GREASER does. Then you rinse that off with water from a hose!!!!! You must let the screens dry after that so you can apply imulsion again which means you have just completed the cycle of a screen!!!!HOLY FUCK. I did miss out the exposing the image onto the screen, blocking out holes of imulsion that shouldn't be there and actually printing on the clothing but you get it. So with you knowing everything to my life, when asked to "strip" screens, I did an extra one so I can expose my dot. artwork onto it hopefully next week HEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEE. At civic park yesterday I looked at the stars and I thought it was amazing, then I put ELODIE'S glasses on and it blew my FUCKING MIND. YOU PRICKS SEE LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME!!!!!! OMG I saw a billion more stars and the ones I could see before were no longer blurred circles. Seeing them makes me want a telescope so I'll look at some on the net, maybe I should also check if I can see ANY stars from my house too. If not, up the shack would be amazing because there is so little man made light. DANKE

Sorry

lol just then I typed the title and hit enter thinking it would go down to the typing in box hehehehe. BUT it posted it instead. I guess having just a title would have more "content" than many of my other posts. :_) . I think I am totally addicted to MotoGP it's not funny, IT IS JUST SO INCREDIBLE. Anyone who ever gets me anything Motogp will be my bfffffllll ever. ;) I have watched probably about 50 youtube videos on it in 3 days........ANNNYWHO I started playing guitar AGAIN and already got a blister :) :( I am proud I started playing again, I have promised to god that I will learn complete (or atleast near to complete) songs INSTEAD of just learning 15 seconds of the song because I like "THAT PART". So I am choosing what I learn very carefully, this program which should be called GUITAR GOD, is so amazing. You can download tab's for almost any song and the program plays the music as u read the notes, with timing and everything, It's like you are watching the person play it so you can learn, IT EVEN SLOWS DOWN IF YOU LIKE!!! The program is actually called Guitar Pro 5. Without it, Jimi Hendrix would be nothing. I think if I say anything more I will be repeating SHIT so get fucked fuck you fuck off. I actually don't really like posting without "content" anymore(content being my t shirt st00f, HUH ELODIE, my shitty interest of making T-shirts....gaycunt, ily) so from now on expect absolutely nothing from me forever.

2DAI

So after being awake not even an hour my mum says to me "You know the shirts you bought are womens?" Because my memory is shit I'll just say that we ended up taking 4 of the 5 Womens shirts back and I bought 3 other ones. Good ol KMART, EXCEPT, they had "Gildan" shirts which are REALLLY GOOOOD, but EVERY Gildan shirt they had was XL, which is way too big for me. So I got this other brand that has some nice medium's and a XL for Jack lol. I AM VERY HAPPY ABOUT these shirts, they are a much better quality and FIT me properly. I also tried looking at the calendar stand thing at TTP again for a MotoGP calendar,NO LUCK CHUCK. But I did get this very COOL "Learn German" flippy calendar thing. So you know in cartoons when days are going by, the pages of the days tear off the little calendar thingo? Comon you know you know what I mean.........Well the German calendar is like that, but everyday has a new phrase in German, Yes it tells you what it means and how to pronounce it, I LOVE IT, it should really remind me to not just slack off on learning German. I also told my Mum about my plans to go to the Moto GP on Phillip island (near Melbourne) in October. She is alllll cooool with it but I will need somewhere to stay lololol o l ol. But that's 1 step done, and step 2 I guess could be finding out costs....I did that, General admission type thing for the 3 days is a very nice price that I would fap to. Next Monday I shall be starting work for 4 YEARS!!!!!!!!!!! I will let my boss know quick smart about my ideas to do with "dot." so instead of me knocking off early on some days I can get some shirts done for myself. But having never been full time there, I don't know if I will ever finish work early on days. I should though, I mean what's the difference to when I was practically working full time in holidays? HUH? nm u? :________________)

Today

I went to TTP with fracker, yes you may be surprised. ANYWAY, I got 5 blank white shirts for "dot." that turned out to be womens shirts LOL? Why didn't I read the label on the bags? But still, they are a T shirt...and blank so meh. I'll be more observant next time. Sorry Jack they didn't have any XXL's lol. You go buy you're own and give it to me :). I also got (for the first time in my life) A pair of jeans.........I HAVE NEVER BOUGHT JEANS BEFORE, seeing most pairs at $109 is probably why. I got a pair for $45 and these BRIGHT yellow/orange and reddy coloured board shorts from MYER. Thanks voucher. AND, from "Amart all sports" I got this INSANE drink bottle that is very different. The bit you suck on flips out and then you drink. Totally ridiculous huh? I also needed to finished the voucher I had....yes, I NEEDED TO FINISH IT, so I got this little shiney blue soccer ball for $9. I LOVE buying things even though I am a total tight arse, Spending makes me feel like I am living and feeling the rewards for working. BRANDON, if any parts of this post don't make sense paste the parts that don't and tell me why not. I re-read everything I type in these posts and I totally understand myself. What I didn't get to buy today was a MOTO GP Calendar :_( I WILL get one, silly calendar stand at TTP had poo. I think I'll save (probably already saved enough) money to go to the Moto GP on Phillip island this year because it was so WOW when I went in 2008 and I want more posters lol :D, It's only a weekend, I might not make it to work the Monday after the weekend but my boss is very flexible. Well he has been while I have been part time so hmm, I'll let him know early on in the year about it just so it's not like the last minute I tell him and I JUST MIGHT need somewhere to stay too reh. I'm thinking very far ahead, the race is in October, I should probably ask my mum first but I like to dream. I want an Alien poster, I also want total proof they exist, :) good day mate.

Lister is my favourite name.

I did go to a NYE party, nite. I had fun, anyway today I was cleaning the gutters :D ... :( and I'm done right but to get down I can either face the roof and dangle my legs off the roof till I reach a wall which I will have no view of or I can TRY to put a bucket on the wall so I can fell some kind of surface. I tried getting the bucket on the wall but it bounced on the handle and fell onto one of my mums plants and snapped off a part of it that was going to be it's first flower....FANTASTIC. Then I was like FUCK I can't get down lol? So I sat their a bit hoping Mum would walk out and realise I need the bucket to get down..........nothing, I tried hitting the roof and chimney to make noise for her attention but that didn't work at all. So after about 10 minutes of being a total moron I decided to walk along this clear wrinkley roof shit to the shed then down onto the wall....the wrinkley clear shit does have beams supporting it so it wasn't that stupid. Then yea I got onto the shed then the wall and to the GROUND....congrats to me I don't need a bucket to help me get down anymore. I kinda forgot about Mum's flower until some relatives came over and she saw it, of course she didn't get mad because they were over but after I expected her to say "I'm really annoyed about my plant" then be all sad to me for the whole day, but she didn't HA, cool. I am also MEGA excited for work, I have never heard of a 16 saying that or anyone really but I am. Going to get some blank shirts tomorrow tooo weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, can't wait to make some dot. MERCH''"""'"'''"""""''""""I haven't learnt anything new in German all year, I BETTER START. But I don't understand WHAT I SHOULD LEARN, I know numbers :S and many greetings and just random but common sayings....so should I be learning more sentences or words that make sentences? Anyone who has learnt a second language should tell me what they did, FRACKERR? Even if the second language was English, I want to know How you learnt it...fuck off if you say "Lessons" Say something BETTER if so like "well we learn the basic sentences then tons of words of BLAH BLAH" YEa thanks? I have had the idea of getting a tattoo for over a year now, No I'm not getting it the day I turn 18 or 19 whatever. Just an idea, OF ZIS BLACK AND WHITE PLANE facing you (on my back) with the pilot wearing a helmet thingo that's visor is red and green, because I am a Deuteranope or something and to be a pilot you cannot be colourblind at all SO :_( >>>>>>> http://www.colblindor.com/2006/11/16/protanopia-red-green-color-blindness/ YEA I didn't even read that site, just glanced, YOU MUST. AND http://www.toledo-bend.com/colorblind/Ishihara.asp Now you can be ME!!!! look at the bottom for what I see in those circles of dots!!!!!! AMAZING.

So BOPIT

Otey, Today fucking rahh spiders, HATE THEM, FUCK. I was playing basketball with this faggot, then I threw the ball at my shed you know....to like act I was receiving a pass but I hit the censor lights :S. (sensor?) reh. So yeaaaa, out comes the ladder and I go up, I ALMOST TOUCH THE THING TO PUT IT IN THE RIGHT SPOT BUT THEN THIS BIG HAIRY SPIDER MOVED AND I CUNTED MYSELF(the thing was on the sensor), GOT OFF THE LADDER AND DIED. I ACTUALLY WENT AND GOT "OFF" "You've got it on". I STARTED SPRAYING THE FAT PRICK THEN REALISED I WAS RIGHT UNDERNEATH IT SO IF IT FELL IT WOULD LAND ON MY FACE AND I WOULD DIIIIIEEEEE, I want some kind of double caps lock! Can I make the font bigger of certain parts? I CEEBZ? OKAY OKAY, SO I GOT A CRICKET BAT AFTER PANIKING A BIT. THEN STARTED TO PUSH THE SENSOR LIGHT BACK IN PLACE, BUT THE SPIDER MOVED :@:@:@:@:@:@:@:@::@, SO THE FAGGOT (michelle) CAME UP AND STARTED BASHING THE SPIDER WITH THE BAT WHILE IT'S ABOVE HER -_- BUT THEN IT GOT ONTO THE CRICKET BAT AND STARTED RUNNING DOWN IT TO US, FAGGOT DROPPED THE BAT AND SCREAMED, I AM CURRENTLY SHITTING MYSELF BUT THE FUCKING SPIDER FALLS OFF THE BAT WHEN IT HITS THE GROUND SO FAGGOT GRABS THE BAT BUT WHHAAAAAAATT THE FFUUUUCCCCK THE SPIDER IS JUST MAGICALLY MOVING WITH THE BAT, LIKE IT HAD WEB ATTACHED, SCARIEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN (And I've seen Paranormal Activity) THEN THE SPIDER STOPPED MOVING WITH THE BAT SO WE SPRAYED IT WITH OFF AND I BASHED IT WITH THE BAT AND SOCCERBALL THAT CAUSED THE WHOLE DAMN EVENT. Did I mention I hate spiders? Cya tomorrow feggets